Macsen Rhodes 

Purple Alien came to America in 2023 during the Biden Open Borders campaign. A friendly, innocent space traveling alien. Purple found that he really liked it here and wanted to stay. Unfortunately, the government closed the borders and is now actively trying to deport Purple. He loves movies, Chic Filet, and pizza. He currently resides in Cleveland Ohio, at an undisclosed location. He mainly keeps a low profile and avoids law enforcement as best he can. His 5 year goal is to obtain a Trump Gold Card and get his United States Citizenship.

 

 

 

Cheetah is Purple Aliens best friend, and Macson Rhodes' illegally obtained exotic pet. Macsen met Cheetah in a warehouse outside the Bronx in 2024 while transporting illegally farmed giant squid for an Eastern European Organized Crime Syndicate. After a lengthy negotiation Cheetah came home with Macsen and has no desire to return to Kenya. His favorite things are ribeye steaks and long drives down windy roads.

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Disco Ghost came to complete the trio in early 2025. To be honest, no one even knows what's going on with him other than he's an otherworldly entity that likes to party. His hobbies include flying around the living room at night blaring EDM.